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Belzebuth is Not for the Faint of Heart [Review]

If like me, Sandy Hook is one of the worst days you can remember, Belzebuth is going to be a tough watch. In the first thirty minutes or so, there are three massacres, all involving children. The firs...

Elisabeth Moss is Spellbinding in Shirley [Review]

Josephine Decker’s Shirley is a dramatization focusing on renowned horror author Shirley Jackson, a writer as troubled as the very stories that made her infamous. The film catches up with Jackso...

The Hunt

The Hunt Should Have Picked a Lane [Blu-ray Review]

Craig Zobel’s The Hunt is a film rife with two things: violence and political commentary. But is it good? Well, it really depends on who you ask. The flick manages to take jabs at both the far r...

Blade the Iron Cross

Blade: The Iron Cross is a Major Step Forward for the Puppet Master Franchise [Review]

The first great thing I can say about Blade: The Iron Cross, right out of the gate, is that I cannot believe it was shot in five days. I know that it was, because I even watched it happen. That is, af...

WrestleMassacre chokehold

WrestleMassacre isn’t Worthy of Its Cool Title [Review]

With a title like WrestleMassacre, you know what kind of movie you’re in for. And yet, I cannot overstate just how much this rubbish resembles a cross between a backwoods wrestling event and a n...

Shawn Ashmore in Darkness Falls

Darkness Falls is Like a Cop Movie Written By a Bot [Review]

Darkness Falls is a terrible title for a ghost story set in a town called Darkness Falls. It’s an even worse title for this, a gritty police procedural that features the reliably brilliant Shawn...

Scare Package scream

Scare Package is a Near Perfect Horror Anthology [Review]

Scare Package, Shudder’s latest must-watch, is an anthology so, even without knowing anything else about it, one’s guard is up. Anthologies are tough to get right chiefly because they’re only as good ...

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th [SteelBook Blu-ray Review]

There isn’t really much that I can say about Friday the 13th that hasn’t already been said over and over. So, with that in mind, I won’t attempt to say anything new. But I will touch...

Alan Van Sprang in Tainted 2

Tainted Could Stand to Be More of an Exploitation Movie [Review]

Tainted has one of the most insane, homoerotic posters I’ve seen in quite some time. It’s a shame, then, that the movie itself is more subdued than its marketing material implies. The need...