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Varsity Blood

Varsity Blood is an Homage to ’80s Horror

Varsity Blood centers on a high school cheerleading squad and football team that take to an abandoned farmhouse for a Halloween celebration. They plan to screw, smoke drugs, and paint the town red. Wh...

Candyman Soundtrack comes to vinyl. The poster for Bernard Rose's Candyman.

Candyman Retrospective – Sweets to the Sweet

[soliloquy id=”3684″] Helen Lyle and her friend Bernadette are both working on their masters thesis. The topic they are focusing on is the existence of urban legends. They are breaking dow...

Toolbox Murders

Toolbox Murders (2004) is Significantly Better than the Original

A young woman named Nell and her husband move into an old hotel that has been converted to apartments. The other tenants are a bit strange and their building manager is a creep. But the rent is reason...

The Funhouse - Six Memorable Monsters from Unmemorable Movies

The Funhouse is Far From Perfect But Isn’t Without its Charms [Retrospective]

The Funhouse follows a group of teenagers on a double date at a traveling carnival. The group visits the fortuneteller, checks out some of the oddities on display, and has a fine time. Not wanting the...

Poster for Victor Salva's Jeepers Creepers. Jeepers Creepers 3 Status Update.

Jeepers Creepers Retrospective – Be Eating You

[soliloquy id=”4339″] Trish and her brother Darry are making the ten-hour drive from their college campus to their hometown. It’s spring break and the pair opts to take the scenic route to...

Victor Salva's Jeepers Creepers 2 Poster.

Jeepers Creepers 2 Retrospective – The Creeper Returns

[soliloquy id=”4347″] Jeepers Creepers 2 picks up right after the first film leaves off. The Creeper is at the end of his feeding cycle but still has some snacking to do. While trolling fo...

Brett (Michael Weston) sitting on the bleachers in the 2002 Danny Graves, Richard Wenk film Wishcraft.

Wishcraft Warns You to be Careful What You Wish For

High school student Brett Bumpers receives a bull penis in the mail that says it will grant the recipient three wishes. Almost immediately after his first wish, a rash of murders break out at Brett’s ...